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A Christmas truth

A Christmas truth
When I’m stroking the softest kitten on my lap while she keeps purring and digging dagger-like claws into my thigh.
When I’m stroking the softest kitten on my lap while she keeps purring and digging dagger-like claws into my thigh.
How many times did he faceplant before he got it?
How many times did he faceplant before he got it?
T-Shirt made with GMO cotton.
T-Shirt made with GMO cotton.
Monkeys will never be your friend.
Monkeys will never be your friend.
Fuel up the jets!
Fuel up the jets!
Ban attractive nurses.
Ban attractive nurses.
How to make serious threats and be taken seriously.
How to make serious threats and be taken seriously.
Cotton Candy? Yes Please
Cotton Candy? Yes Please
Yeah but it works…
Yeah but it works…
The colors of the wind
The colors of the wind
Adulthood
Adulthood
It’s just a phase…
It’s just a phase…
Trends that made a comeback
Trends that made a comeback
What would you really do, though?
What would you really do, though?
Fuck Cancer
Fuck Cancer
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Join the conversation
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement: