Can you not?

you will pay for your betrayal

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

This is a brilliant grandpa move

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

up? down? sideways

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

just one?

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