Feeling Lucky?

Promise me

Promise me
Oh look! A penny!
Oh look! A penny!
Yeah, that’s why you never touch the door handle.
Yeah, that’s why you never touch the door handle.
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
Cats of the world.
Cats of the world.
Say people!
Say people!
The moments before the scream.
The moments before the scream.
Adolf Hipster.
Adolf Hipster.
What? A perfect circle?!
What? A perfect circle?!
All that really matters…
All that really matters…
Want.
Want.
Weekend in college.
Weekend in college.
Why so happy meal?
Why so happy meal?
Chasing after people.
Chasing after people.
Mmmm… pie chart.
Mmmm… pie chart.
One of these butts is not like the others.
One of these butts is not like the others.
omg%21+it+looks+so+happy%21
omg! it looks so happy!
Karen+wins+again
Karen wins again
Take+a+guess%2C+see+what+happens
Take a guess, see what happens
Seriously%2C+why+won%26%238217%3Bt+you+stop+hitting+yourself%3F
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
Join the conversation
always+have+a+deck+on+me+for+this+exact+reason
always have a deck on me for this exact reason
He+just+needs+to+find+his+perfect+pizza+match
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
Employee+of+the+month+multiple+times
Employee of the month multiple times
The+only+good+use+of+the+butterfly+effect
The only good use of the butterfly effect
So+realistic
So realistic
Spongebob+just+took+a+dark+turn
Spongebob just took a dark turn
%2Aanxiety+sets+in%2A
*anxiety sets in*
True+caring
True caring