Freaking locker rooms…

the math adds up

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

send dudes, not nudes

classic carrie bradshaw

that’s a loaded question

And you give that subtle approving head nod

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

time to cry!

wasted gems

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

did he do it?

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!