You’re going to kill me aren’t you?

You're going to kill me aren't you?

The Classic Epicurean Paradox

The Classic Epicurean Paradox

Yeah, every fortnight.

Yeah, every fortnight.

Snailed it.

The final woof.

The final woof.

Gisney has had enough of you.

Gisney has had enough of you.

Start the new year out right. #hailsatan

Start the new year out right. #hailsatan

When they replaced his telephone pole, they made sure to keep the section that contained the bird’s nest.

When they replaced his telephone pole, they made sure to keep the section that contained the bird’s nest.

First of all, how dare you.

First of all, how dare you.

Would you just email the PDF?

Would you just email the PDF?

Carry on, then.

Carry on, then.

Ride or pie, babe.

Ride or pie, babe.

The 20’s have a certain vibe to them, it seems.

The 20’s have a certain vibe to them, it seems.

Aussie boops.

We shall fight the dreaded virii with… munitions.

We shall fight the dreaded virii with… munitions.

Well aren’t you a big boy now, son.

Well aren’t you a big boy now, son.