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Do you know what I got for Christmas?

Do you know what I got for Christmas?
i’ve never heard of movie theaters selling pickles
i’ve never heard of movie theaters selling pickles
my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win
my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win
dun dun… dun dun…
dun dun… dun dun…
hair club for pups
hair club for pups
this frog is poisonous
this frog is poisonous
close enough
close enough
curiosity was probably just defending itself from a suspected alien threat
curiosity was probably just defending itself from a suspected alien threat
everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds
everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds
in luxembourg, you decide if you need to do the time
in luxembourg, you decide if you need to do the time
he’s tired of living on earth
he’s tired of living on earth
constricting its prey
constricting its prey
i wonder who it could be from!
i wonder who it could be from!
this is my super villain origin story
this is my super villain origin story
this is the shed of a sane person
this is the shed of a sane person
my kind of salad bar
my kind of salad bar
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
Join the conversation
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Cats+go+%40%26%238230%3B
Cats go @…
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.