I <3 showers

it’s just a little blood

they shouldn’t have been offering refunds in the first place

express folding costs extra

lots of cookie shrapnel when cookie monster gets in a groove

good christian honk

the table have turned on airbnb

advanced recycling

Meatacular mcrib memes as mcdonald’s sends the season icon on its farewell tour

aight, imma head out now

the prepared statement backfired

you know the mattress is good when you sleep so well you almost die

when your cat finally becomes a higher life form

let’s swing!

Tom Brady and Giselle have filed for divorce, but at least we’ll always have the memes

first beer on dad