Feeling Lucky?

Am I doing this new parent thing correctly?

Am I doing this new parent thing correctly?
customer unservice
customer unservice
just a quick chat
just a quick chat
it always goes this way
it always goes this way
nifty thrifty
nifty thrifty
lightbulb idea
lightbulb idea
too long a time
too long a time
a man to die for
a man to die for
memory in memoriam
memory in memoriam
bonking bonding
bonking bonding
10 Funny Lord of the Rings Memes to Serve as Second Breakfast
10 Funny Lord of the Rings Memes to Serve as Second Breakfast
blanket statement
blanket statement
sick ride, man!
sick ride, man!
dang it, ann
dang it, ann
feeling cheesy
feeling cheesy
adjunct adjective
adjunct adjective
Valentine%26%238217%3Bs+day+is+coming.
Valentine’s day is coming.
Business+Cat+strikes+again.
Business Cat strikes again.
As+a+chemist+I+can+say+this+is+true.
As a chemist I can say this is true.
What+naughty+kids+get+in+their+stockings.
What naughty kids get in their stockings.
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Go+home+Doctor+%26%238230%3B
Go home Doctor …
The+scary+thing+about+Beauty+and+the+Beast.
The scary thing about Beauty and the Beast.
My+interactions+with+females%26%238230%3B
My interactions with females…
Shhh%26%238230%3B
Shhh…
If+candies+had+honest+slogans.
If candies had honest slogans.
Snoop+Lion+just+posted+this+to+instagram
Snoop Lion just posted this to instagram
Calvin+and+Hobbes%3A+The+college+years
Calvin and Hobbes: The college years
If+Tolkien+worked+in+advertising.
If Tolkien worked in advertising.