Better Off Ted was a great show

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

just one?

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

up? down? sideways

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

how not to tell someone their std test results

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

write the next line of this story

you will pay for your betrayal

When you gotta go, you gotta go

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!