When I argue with my girlfriend

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

cookie monster is an ambush predator

girlfriend bread

when you have to roll with the lie

Mario Memes because Chris pratt is here to ruin your childhood!

well that escalated quickly

algebra is like onion pie

this is fine

with copious amounts of that fake butter liquid magic gold

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

this is my emotional support steak

coincidence? i think not!

spotify wrapped memes because we’re all about to find out how depressed we were based on the music we listened to this year!