The news

sorry to bother you

you’ve already used that password

it’s literally just fabric

slept through the apocalypse

there’s always one over dramatic cat in the bunch

and now i’m one lego set richer

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

what did you do jack?!?!?!?!

her back must be ruined

does anyone object?

um…….. the gills i think

the safest way to travel my ass

this is ibs

never tried haggis. never want to try haggis

the good times will come