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When I text a girl…

When I text a girl...
I’m a terrible person for laughing at this
I’m a terrible person for laughing at this
No couple should be this comfortable with each other
No couple should be this comfortable with each other
Just casually vacuuming the lawn
Just casually vacuuming the lawn
Never ask a cat its weight
Never ask a cat its weight
*looks at clock with contempt*
*looks at clock with contempt*
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
aggressive petting
aggressive petting
*pours a cup of ketchup after workout*
*pours a cup of ketchup after workout*
Brian wants to be more than friends
Brian wants to be more than friends
PAW patrol after the kids go to bed
PAW patrol after the kids go to bed
they were on the list!
they were on the list!
sounds like something only a robot would complain about
sounds like something only a robot would complain about
the irony
the irony
midnight snacks are important
midnight snacks are important
First player from Atlantis to pitch in the majors
First player from Atlantis to pitch in the majors
you+fell+victim+to+one+of+the+classic+blunders%21
you fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
Rivers+are+not+toilets%2C+people.
Rivers are not toilets, people.
%28there+was+never+a+party%29
(there was never a party)
Forced+meditation%26%238230%3B
Forced meditation…
Join the conversation
Hey+Barb%2C+that+smells+interesting.
Hey Barb, that smells interesting.
What%2C+even%26%238230%3B%3F
What, even…?
Spread+the+love%21
Spread the love!
Let%26%238217%3Bs+talk+fur+theory%2C+shall+we%3F
Let’s talk fur theory, shall we?
If+I+could+be+the+little+spoon+sometimes+that+would+be+nice%2C+too.
If I could be the little spoon sometimes that would be nice, too.
May+I+present%2C+the+Belgian+minister+of+health.
May I present, the Belgian minister of health.
Do+a+good+turn+daily.
Do a good turn daily.
AND+MY+AXE%26%238230%3B%3F
AND MY AXE…?