I’ll take two.

Join us!

Surprises for the drunk one

How to break a heart

Take off from Australia, land in China

Writing is hard.

The Oxford comma, remains, important.

How do I sign up for this?

Jokes on me…

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory

*watches Netflix happily*

Get woke (mew)

Why you all mad, tho?

Never trust a writer.

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.