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I don’t believe in ghosts during the day

I don't believe in ghosts during the day
Ma’am are you trying to illegally import this salami?
Ma’am are you trying to illegally import this salami?
Pass the marinara, won’t you?
Pass the marinara, won’t you?
Now that’s what I call a good boy.
Now that’s what I call a good boy.
It’s killing me to pretend to be interested in my child.
It’s killing me to pretend to be interested in my child.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me [updated]
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me [updated]
Feed the people.
Feed the people.
Enjoy the wee ones.
Enjoy the wee ones.
Life is a hamster ball.
Life is a hamster ball.
New Jersey government announces the opening of state parks.
New Jersey government announces the opening of state parks.
Homer was a wise man.
Homer was a wise man.
AHHHHHIIII do not want to live on this planet any longer.
AHHHHHIIII do not want to live on this planet any longer.
Take care of yourself.
Take care of yourself.
Whom funds WHO?
Whom funds WHO?
An example to us all.
An example to us all.
Pick your news gently.
Pick your news gently.
Jesus+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+interested+in+your+wheel%2C+bro.
Jesus wasn’t interested in your wheel, bro.
Forced+meditation%26%238230%3B
Forced meditation…
Rivers+are+not+toilets%2C+people.
Rivers are not toilets, people.
AND+MY+AXE%26%238230%3B%3F
AND MY AXE…?
Join the conversation
Get+C+H+O+P+P+E+D
Get C H O P P E D
Spread+the+love%21
Spread the love!
The+composition+of+the+homo+sapiens.
The composition of the homo sapiens.
Let%26%238217%3Bs+talk+fur+theory%2C+shall+we%3F
Let’s talk fur theory, shall we?
Bill+would+like+to+kindly+request+that+you+wear+your+got+dam+mask.
Bill would like to kindly request that you wear your got dam mask.
you+fell+victim+to+one+of+the+classic+blunders%21
you fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
Do+a+good+turn+daily.
Do a good turn daily.
Hey+Barb%2C+that+smells+interesting.
Hey Barb, that smells interesting.