Mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women.

what sad song music video are you finding yourself in during a car ride?

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

Have you tried burying yourself under as much lavender as possible?

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

this is exactly why you don’t send texts with microsoft excel

first off, when teen jesus is left home alone he’s turning water into wine, don’t lie to yourself about this

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

work day lunch break hack

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

Chumbawumba for life alert and other entertainment themed memes!

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

if pixar made godzilla vs kong. would you watch?

a shower sounds so relaxing i tell myself before coming up with a fake argument in my head that i inevitably lose