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If the friendzone was a number.

If the friendzone was a number.
If you can’t handle me at my worst… (✖﹏✖)
If you can’t handle me at my worst… (✖﹏✖)
Bollywood logic rises above all other.
Bollywood logic rises above all other.
Riley C. Howell was a fine man.
Riley C. Howell was a fine man.
U.S. Navy swapped out $38,000 periscope joysticks for $30 Xbox controllers on their submarine fleets.
U.S. Navy swapped out $38,000 periscope joysticks for $30 Xbox controllers on their submarine fleets.
Rockstars need sleep, also.
Rockstars need sleep, also.
Snout holder…
Snout holder…
When Burger King plays the mental health card…
When Burger King plays the mental health card…
Jesus take the pencil!
Jesus take the pencil!
It was sufficiently entertaining, I guess.
It was sufficiently entertaining, I guess.
Tonight, we bowl.
Tonight, we bowl.
I could listen to 10 hours of this…
I could listen to 10 hours of this…
Work all the angles…
Work all the angles…
I kinda feel like we’re oiler reacting.
I kinda feel like we’re oiler reacting.
That’s very fair, actually.
That’s very fair, actually.
It is imperative that you stop taking the ducks…
It is imperative that you stop taking the ducks…
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
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Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
Who+says+men+are+afraid+of+commitment
Who says men are afraid of commitment
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends?
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams