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What is a dad?

What is a dad?
The Karen stalks her dough…
The Karen stalks her dough…
Invest in a bidet, tho.
Invest in a bidet, tho.
Now that’s what I call fine driving.
Now that’s what I call fine driving.
Papi, no.
Papi, no.
We’re a happy family…
We’re a happy family…
As the prophesy has foretold…
As the prophesy has foretold…
The view on Mars
The view on Mars
I do enjoy watching such sport.
I do enjoy watching such sport.
The ol’ potat swap.
The ol’ potat swap.
The gift that keeps on barking.
The gift that keeps on barking.
Awaiting instructions, deer leader…
Awaiting instructions, deer leader…
Embrace our new water molecule overlords!
Embrace our new water molecule overlords!
Owli enjoy belly rubs, also.
Owli enjoy belly rubs, also.
We should give him his own TV show…
We should give him his own TV show…
Does the Boston Market carry fava beans; perhaps a nice Chianti, even?
Does the Boston Market carry fava beans; perhaps a nice Chianti, even?
you+can+check+out+any+time+you+like%2C+but+you+can+never+leave
you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
back+seat+police+driver
back seat police driver
then+i%26%238217%3Bll+decide+what+to+wear+today
then i’ll decide what to wear today
set+phizers+to+stun
set phizers to stun
Join the conversation
my+spirit+painting
my spirit painting
starring+real+vampires
starring real vampires
bathroom+magic%3A+the+gathering
bathroom magic: the gathering
unicorns+are+real
unicorns are real
we+have+the+technology.+we+can+fix+him
we have the technology. we can fix him
i+was+born+a+baby
i was born a baby
toilets+out+of+context
toilets out of context
in+case+it+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+clear+when+you+adopted+them
in case it wasn’t clear when you adopted them