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Actual humans are saying these things…

Actual humans are saying these things...
2017 was lit.
2017 was lit.
Feed the birds, tuppence a bag…
Feed the birds, tuppence a bag…
RIP In Peace; you were kind of a jerk…
RIP In Peace; you were kind of a jerk…
Where do you put the VHS tape on this thing?
Where do you put the VHS tape on this thing?
Salvation available betwixt 0900 and 1730 hours PST.
Salvation available betwixt 0900 and 1730 hours PST.
Nicholas Culpeper continues to be an example to us all.
Nicholas Culpeper continues to be an example to us all.
Samara did not age well…
Samara did not age well…
Kanye is not easily contained.
Kanye is not easily contained.
There is good news among us, also.
There is good news among us, also.
Words.
Words.
I’d Rather talk to actual scientists…
I’d Rather talk to actual scientists…
Definitely my president.
Definitely my president.
At least we’re rich… – Gisney, probably.
At least we’re rich… – Gisney, probably.
Don’t actually feed the birds.
Don’t actually feed the birds.
Do the crime, do the time; that’s what I always say.
Do the crime, do the time; that’s what I always say.
My+dog+caught+me+in+the+act+again%26%238230%3B
My dog caught me in the act again…
The+debt+of+the+world
The debt of the world
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
I+was+that+kid%26%238230%3B
I was that kid…
Join the conversation
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
Oh%2C+the+Special+Olympics%3F
Oh, the Special Olympics?
The+story+of+Brandenn+Bremmer
The story of Brandenn Bremmer
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
I%26%238230%3B+wow.
I… wow.
Square+bottle+prototypes
Square bottle prototypes
Things+I+say+while+driving
Things I say while driving