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Adulthood summed up in one sentence.

Adulthood summed up in one sentence.
Real men don’t use doors.
Real men don’t use doors.
No, like this.
No, like this.
The best recipe ever.
The best recipe ever.
Poor brontosaurus.
Poor brontosaurus.
My cat dreams of the Olympics.
My cat dreams of the Olympics.
I barfed.
I barfed.
Ignorance.
Ignorance.
A man and his bears.
A man and his bears.
Morning routine.
Morning routine.
No mother, he walked it off.
No mother, he walked it off.
You were attractive until…
You were attractive until…
You idiot.
You idiot.
Found the escalator to Hogwarts.
Found the escalator to Hogwarts.
What do I do with that?!
What do I do with that?!
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Dimensions+are+spooky+at+a+distance.
Dimensions are spooky at a distance.
In+The+Little+Mermaid+when+King+Triton+is+introduced%2C+you+can+see+Mickey%2C+Donald%2C+Goofy+and+Kermit+the+Frog+in+the+crowd.
In The Little Mermaid when King Triton is introduced, you can see Mickey, Donald, Goofy and Kermit the Frog in the crowd.
A+gift+to+you+know+who.
A gift to you know who.
Banana+was+the+worst+flavor.
Banana was the worst flavor.
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They+hold+beverages+perfectly+well.
They hold beverages perfectly well.
Uncanny
Uncanny
Get+ghosted.
Get ghosted.
Birthday+hats+are+important
Birthday hats are important
I%26%238217%3Bm+in+to+it.
I’m in to it.
TSA+getting+handsy+with+your+mum
TSA getting handsy with your mum
Patronize+at+your+own+risk
Patronize at your own risk