If you’re reading this, you’ve been in a coma…

If you're reading this, you've been in a coma...

would they have even made it to mordor with steve-o?

would they have even made it to mordor with steve-o?

dun dun… dun dun…

dun dun… dun dun…

this frog is poisonous

this frog is poisonous

in luxembourg, you decide if you need to do the time

in luxembourg, you decide if you need to do the time

my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win

my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win

constricting its prey

constricting its prey

he’s tired of living on earth

he’s tired of living on earth

this is the most important website

this is the most important website

i’ve never heard of movie theaters selling pickles

i’ve never heard of movie theaters selling pickles

hair club for pups

hair club for pups

this is my super villain origin story

this is my super villain origin story

this is the shed of a sane person

this is the shed of a sane person

curiosity was probably just defending itself from a suspected alien threat

curiosity was probably just defending itself from a suspected alien threat

the economic collapse has been ruff on everyone

the economic collapse has been ruff on everyone

everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds

everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds