This was in my furniture assembly instructions

Appeal to humanity.

Grandma is looking out for you…

When you’re the youngest and they’ve finally managed to break you.

Rare picture of the furious land shark.

UHH OK Susan…

The right choice is to not use public restrooms…

The pizza delivery business model in a nutshell, brother.

Hurry, we gonna be late.

All day every day.

Gotta eat them all!

Imperial (noun) – a small pointed beard growing below the lower lip.

Got a ticket from the RCMP when I was in Canada…

The Tule Tree in Mexico has the girthiest trunk of any tree in the world. It could be anywhere from 1,200 to 6,000 years old.

The back of a lawyer’s business card has good advice

Superman in the 50s