The lies I tell myself.

The lies I tell myself.

These ducks were very expensive.

These ducks were very expensive.

Mandy Patinkin appreciates the gift of life. [1:12]

Mandy Patinkin appreciates the gift of life. [1:12]

This is bipartisanly worrisome.

This is bipartisanly worrisome.

The footprints of dinosaurs, circa 240 million years ago in southern CO.

The footprints of dinosaurs, circa 240 million years ago in southern CO.

Dyson has taken control of Azkaban.

Dyson has taken control of Azkaban.

I’m up, you’re up.

I’m up, you’re up.

It’s really not that hard, guys

It’s really not that hard, guys

Real slick, guys…

Real slick, guys…

May the odds be ever in your favor

May the odds be ever in your favor

I could embroider this poetry.

I could embroider this poetry.

Listen here, Karen.

Listen here, Karen.

I’m quite the polyglot.

I’m quite the polyglot.

We don’t give the pigeons enough credit.

We don’t give the pigeons enough credit.

*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.

*sends him more money* – Somebody’s gran, probably.

Sleep sweet, you ruddy bastard.

Sleep sweet, you ruddy bastard.