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The lies I tell myself.

The lies I tell myself.
Yeah you should brush your cat more often.
Yeah you should brush your cat more often.
A second, smaller gay club for the bees.
A second, smaller gay club for the bees.
Please stand up.
Please stand up.
Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?
Insufferable.
Insufferable.
You really were terrible out there, son…
You really were terrible out there, son…
The ultimate apology.
The ultimate apology.
PSA: How to deal with a service dog.
PSA: How to deal with a service dog.
It’s the only explanation for all the political shenanigans …
It’s the only explanation for all the political shenanigans …
The grins were ear to ear.
The grins were ear to ear.
Follow in his footsteps.
Follow in his footsteps.
This is actually such a great idea.
This is actually such a great idea.
Maybe I actually hate my phone.
Maybe I actually hate my phone.
Listen, sweet child.
Listen, sweet child.
Neighbor never let his dog poop in my yard again.
Neighbor never let his dog poop in my yard again.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Join the conversation
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.