Feeling Lucky?

The lies I tell myself.

The lies I tell myself.
Conversations with the police.
Conversations with the police.
Yo Tim! Wassup!
Yo Tim! Wassup!
If you’re afraid of spiders…
If you’re afraid of spiders…
Summer in Colorado.
Summer in Colorado.
My dog, lately.
My dog, lately.
The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.
The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.
Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.
Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.
Childhood.
Childhood.
Science level: Nigeria.
Science level: Nigeria.
Tipping servers.
Tipping servers.
Suddenly realized…
Suddenly realized…
My cat loves boxing.
My cat loves boxing.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
So this exists… and it’s delicious.
So this exists… and it’s delicious.
Kisses on the lips…
Kisses on the lips…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Join the conversation
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+some+of+this.
I’m going to need some of this.
Sexism%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+hilarious.
Sexism, it’s hilarious.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
I+can+relate.
I can relate.