Yes, I blame Spongebob too.

a jazzy mission

parenting done right

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

skank across america

cue John williams ‘jaws’ theme

you can se the spite in its eyes

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

chlorafilled with joy

I’m fine

interesting interpretation

generation hobbit

natty and noods: the deal of the century

modest zombies

and now i’m one lego set richer

the safest way to travel my ass