You should shave…

You should shave...

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

what’s in your discman?

what’s in your discman?

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

you had a good run

you had a good run

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday