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I have offended God and mankind

I have offended God and mankind
de kippen carry-on
de kippen carry-on
mesopo-lame-ia
mesopo-lame-ia
it’s the little things…
it’s the little things…
10 Funny Turtle & Tortoise Memes to join the Turtle Club
10 Funny Turtle & Tortoise Memes to join the Turtle Club
file that one under success
file that one under success
guess it really killed with the crowd
guess it really killed with the crowd
there is no in-between
there is no in-between
oddly specific but ok
oddly specific but ok
wiggin out
wiggin out
I’ve been…chasing my dreams…
I’ve been…chasing my dreams…
bingo!
bingo!
the way my jaw-a dropped
the way my jaw-a dropped
new insult just dropped
new insult just dropped
one unhinged bear
one unhinged bear
gyatso didn’t go down without a fight
gyatso didn’t go down without a fight
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Join the conversation
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.