Something’s just not right…

Excessive force.

A fair description of anxiety.

My entire life is a lie

Lily will not be pleased.

Healthcare tips.

Bending the fabric of the universe

Never get a break 😔

#mansnotcop

Blue dogs spotted in India thought by locals to be an incarnation of Shiva; experts say they likely swam in highly polluted water

I just like having options… personally.

Kissing.exe has crashed.

Mozzarella sticks are hard to eat.

Tame the baby fever!

I did what any respectable dog would do. #noregrets

That’s fair…