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Dear Diary…

Dear Diary...
death and dessert
death and dessert
male authors deserve this treatment
male authors deserve this treatment
it’s a bird
it’s a bird
nay
nay
soon
soon
i’ve never been to an aldi
i’ve never been to an aldi
prove the meme wrong
prove the meme wrong
oh yes they will
oh yes they will
brutal
brutal
it’s my cheat day
it’s my cheat day
they were stored improperly
they were stored improperly
it wants a screwdriver
it wants a screwdriver
where do i buy a splash guard?
where do i buy a splash guard?
don’t we all?
don’t we all?
she got a salary increase
she got a salary increase
Well+played+dad%2C+well+played.
Well played dad, well played.
Jokes+about+German+sausage%26%238230%3B
Jokes about German sausage…
Substitute+Teacher
Substitute Teacher
Pop+goes+the%26%238230%3B
Pop goes the…
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She+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+happy+about+her+medicine%26%238230%3B
She wasn’t happy about her medicine…
Grumpy+Cat+watches+Titanic.
Grumpy Cat watches Titanic.
This+is+wrong.+We+can%26%238217%3Bt.
This is wrong. We can’t.
When+I%26%238217%3Bm+really+into+a+novel.
When I’m really into a novel.
Celebrities+aging+gracefully.
Celebrities aging gracefully.
James+Bond+doing+James+Bond+things.
James Bond doing James Bond things.
Would+you+like+a+burrito%2C+or+something%3F
Would you like a burrito, or something?
The+first+date+bench.
The first date bench.