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A poetic retelling of this morning by my cat, Liam Gallapurr.

A poetic retelling of this morning by my cat, Liam Gallapurr.
i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday
i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday
walmart would never have such an organized checkout line
walmart would never have such an organized checkout line
life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates
life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates
you had a good run
you had a good run
gonna move into a cave and start a new life
gonna move into a cave and start a new life
so warm and cozy
so warm and cozy
what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?
what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?
when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals
when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals
esrever ygolohcysp
esrever ygolohcysp
popsicles
popsicles
what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?
what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?
i can never show my face in public again
i can never show my face in public again
when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home
when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home
dinner and show
dinner and show
gonna need to step outside for a second
gonna need to step outside for a second
buckle+up%21
buckle up!
space+ghost+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+mess+around
space ghost doesn’t mess around
should+have+got+him+a+new+vacuum+15+years+ago
should have got him a new vacuum 15 years ago
friends+til+the+end
friends til the end
Join the conversation
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+surprise
it’s a surprise
not+again%2C+jim%26%238230%3B
not again, jim…
he+decided+to+do+it+that+hard+way
he decided to do it that hard way
you%26%238217%3Bre+not+fooling+anyone%2C+horse%21
you’re not fooling anyone, horse!
%2Apulls+down+pants%2A
*pulls down pants*
milk+is+bad%2C+mmmmkay
milk is bad, mmmmkay
ugh
ugh
how+do+they+do+it%3F
how do they do it?