A poetic retelling of this morning by my cat, Liam Gallapurr.

A poetic retelling of this morning by my cat, Liam Gallapurr.

i wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemies

i wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemies

me with “Shout” by tears for fears every time

me with “Shout” by tears for fears every time

i guess this is the end for me

i guess this is the end for me

this must seem like so long ago for kids nowadays

this must seem like so long ago for kids nowadays

the most american meal money can buy

the most american meal money can buy

does that mean you have coke zero

does that mean you have coke zero

i still don’t understand what i’m doing wrong

i still don’t understand what i’m doing wrong

giving welts to your friends in class

giving welts to your friends in class

you’re telling me a tire rated this rice?

you’re telling me a tire rated this rice?

i just don’t understand why

i just don’t understand why

it’s only $4T in damage

it’s only $4T in damage

couldn’t have said it any better than this

couldn’t have said it any better than this

it’d be rare, that’s for sure

it’d be rare, that’s for sure

10 Pokémon Memes for Our Favorite Virtual Pets

10 Pokémon Memes for Our Favorite Virtual Pets

the steps we had to take

the steps we had to take