I can’t be the only one, right?

I could read here.

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

I mean, come on…

I don’t know what to feel about this.

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Start clowning around.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

Married life.

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

Pregnancy tests are hard.

I don’t believe you.

Cooper spends very happy days with his human friend.

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art