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Rob Lowe’s next commercial

Rob Lowe's next commercial
did he do it?
did he do it?
beyond offensive
beyond offensive
just in time for the sequel to come out
just in time for the sequel to come out
wasted gems
wasted gems
yes, and tinks has seen me
yes, and tinks has seen me
no wonder i feel guilty about everything
no wonder i feel guilty about everything
does anyone hear the beep?
does anyone hear the beep?
And you give that subtle approving head nod
And you give that subtle approving head nod
wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?
wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?
trojan pigeon
trojan pigeon
ho ho homicide
ho ho homicide
that’s a loaded question
that’s a loaded question
Funny, that’s my rap name, too
Funny, that’s my rap name, too
it’s a bit extreme
it’s a bit extreme
I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!
I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
Join the conversation
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS