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How I feel as the DD at parties.

How I feel as the DD at parties.
look my child and behold — ART
look my child and behold — ART
truly something magical
truly something magical
10…Unique…Things People Saw on the Subway
10…Unique…Things People Saw on the Subway
i am not even BOTHERING to open that
i am not even BOTHERING to open that
it has to be designed this way on purpose
it has to be designed this way on purpose
classic dad move
classic dad move
it’s too late to apologize
it’s too late to apologize
that’s crazy, i’m glad you’re ok
that’s crazy, i’m glad you’re ok
the times i look at my notes and go “wtf”
the times i look at my notes and go “wtf”
the effort in switching colors each word
the effort in switching colors each word
gee thanks for the notification, linkedin
gee thanks for the notification, linkedin
not a bad idea tbh
not a bad idea tbh
oklahoma’s department of wildlife isn’t playing around
oklahoma’s department of wildlife isn’t playing around
10 Memes from the Happily Child-Free
10 Memes from the Happily Child-Free
nothing like some classic fancy british snacks
nothing like some classic fancy british snacks
you+definitely+want+to+rethink+that%2C+kid
you definitely want to rethink that, kid
who%2C+me%3F
who, me?
this+dog+is+cooler+than+i%26%238217%3Bll+ever+be
this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be
are+you+awake+or+ashleighp%3F
are you awake or ashleighp?
Join the conversation
you%26%238217%3Bre+next%21
you’re next!
just+don%26%238217%3Bt+say+pete+davidson+three+times+in+a+row
just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row
tooting+his+own+horn
tooting his own horn
i%26%238217%3Bm+too+old+for+this+sh%26%238211%3B
i’m too old for this sh–
especially+on+a+friday
especially on a friday
bamboozled%21
bamboozled!
canon+vs+fandom
canon vs fandom
i+slept+okay
i slept okay