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My most hated phrases

My most hated phrases
Friday night, not as expected
Friday night, not as expected
Some Pretty Unique Meetings
Some Pretty Unique Meetings
Newborn babies.
Newborn babies.
You know what’s awkward?
You know what’s awkward?
Pug shaming
Pug shaming
You should not have come here, human.
You should not have come here, human.
Can’t tell if cute, or weird.
Can’t tell if cute, or weird.
Finals week.
Finals week.
Because it’s a CELL WALL!
Because it’s a CELL WALL!
Definition of Tomorrow
Definition of Tomorrow
I’ve learned so much from people who never existed.
I’ve learned so much from people who never existed.
Circular reasoning.
Circular reasoning.
Nerd love.
Nerd love.
The happiest dog ever.
The happiest dog ever.
Albert Einstein’s cat!
Albert Einstein’s cat!
french+cat+is+sorry
french cat is sorry
you+can+check+out+any+time+you+like%2C+but+you+can+never+leave
you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
why+not+both%3F
why not both?
bathroom+magic%3A+the+gathering
bathroom magic: the gathering
Join the conversation
it%26%238217%3Bs+always+sunny+on+tatooine
it’s always sunny on tatooine
baby+it%26%238217%3Bs+cold+outside
baby it’s cold outside
pavlov%26%238217%3Bs+hair
pavlov’s hair
in+case+it+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+clear+when+you+adopted+them
in case it wasn’t clear when you adopted them
we+have+the+technology.+we+can+fix+him
we have the technology. we can fix him
but+in+bear+years%26%238230%3B.
but in bear years….
starring+real+vampires
starring real vampires
unicorns+are+real
unicorns are real