Good guy sharks

with copious amounts of that fake butter liquid magic gold

spotify wrapped memes because we’re all about to find out how depressed we were based on the music we listened to this year!

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

when you have to roll with the lie

bring back the cats!

well that escalated quickly

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

this is how i became the fun uncle

royale burrito with cheese

algebra is like onion pie

how much extra would you pay for this?

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

the more you drink, the more political you get

the power of positive affirmations