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Wisdom from a WWII veteran.

Wisdom from a WWII veteran.
you know the move
you know the move
this joke is horseshit
this joke is horseshit
and now so do i
and now so do i
i live my life with no regrets
i live my life with no regrets
silent, like the p in pterodactyl
silent, like the p in pterodactyl
more stores need this on display
more stores need this on display
Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol
Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol
you almost sunk my battleship
you almost sunk my battleship
Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?
Wait, does this work? has anyone ever tried this?
her precious
her precious
that’s showbiz, baby!
that’s showbiz, baby!
This would be my response, too
This would be my response, too
tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out
tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out
a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously
a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously
they won’t be able to mcresist me
they won’t be able to mcresist me
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Hands.
Hands.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Join the conversation
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Classy.
Classy.
Sup+player.
Sup player.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’