Meat doneness chart at my house

Ken M on Hitler’s Fabulous Watercoloring

Amy Schumer responds

Me on the weekends

Drugs? Ain’t nobody got time for that

WARR-E

back in my day…

Americans are crazy observant

I have social anxiety disorder.

At least I can grow a great beard

How do I unsee this?

Atlanta already replaced the damage on I-85. It’s a little aggressive.

I got this.

When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don’t forget to feed our cat"

African American protestor in Chicago, 1941.

Puppy guilt trip