Feeling Lucky?

Please come watch.

Please come watch.
Why I read books.
Why I read books.
This is why I’m forever alone.
This is why I’m forever alone.
What’s the worst that could happen?
What’s the worst that could happen?
What do I do with that?!
What do I do with that?!
Words.
Words.
Just brewing a galaxy.
Just brewing a galaxy.
Words.
Words.
So hipster.
So hipster.
How I feel on pay day.
How I feel on pay day.
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
Say it to my face, bro.
Say it to my face, bro.
Box wine is so trashy.
Box wine is so trashy.
No mother, he walked it off.
No mother, he walked it off.
You were attractive until…
You were attractive until…
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
Join the conversation
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
good+question
good question
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.