I need to have as much wild sex as possible…

I need to have as much wild sex as possible...

Cry the entire river, see if I care…

Cry the entire river, see if I care…

The time dancer giveth.

The time dancer giveth.

Roly polii come in purple, apparently.

Roly polii come in purple, apparently.

They had me on the first half…

They had me on the first half…

*stomps in Air Force Ones*

*stomps in Air Force Ones*

Dig deep enough, we all want the same thing…

Dig deep enough, we all want the same thing…

The Happiest Place on Earth, probably…

The Happiest Place on Earth, probably…

I would listen to his elevator pitch…

I would listen to his elevator pitch…

Scotland has a different kind of PSA…

Scotland has a different kind of PSA…

Targetting people with disabilities.

Targetting people with disabilities.

You don’t have to fly, if you don’t want to.

You don’t have to fly, if you don’t want to.

Debt is weird.

The moisture content of anger is too damn high.

The moisture content of anger is too damn high.

Salem, stop this thievery.

Salem, stop this thievery.

Don’t disturb his Joe Rogan podcast…

Don’t disturb his Joe Rogan podcast…