no insults, just bird time

Who knew turtles spark?

words hit harder, apparently

hide and sock champion

vibes louder than words

romance with a side of questioning

Belgium grew overnight

This weather screams “unemployed”!

next: spiritual awakening

My humor? 100% humerus

chased girl, caught bread

Zombie “life”? Too much cardio

your butt’s lost and confused

Dairy: your creamy shield

“This bee’s sus”

Rare+Spherical+Fluorite
Rare Spherical Fluorite
Dinner+Affair
Dinner Affair
I+was+going+to+erase+it%26%238230%3B
I was going to erase it…
British+people+will+judge+you+and+your+entire+family.
British people will judge you and your entire family.
Join the conversation
Parasitic+pupper+is+sneaky+af.
Parasitic pupper is sneaky af.
Laptop+accessories+are+adorable%26%238230%3B
Laptop accessories are adorable…
Why+is+EA+the+worst+gaming+company+in+America%3F
Why is EA the worst gaming company in America?
Did+you+just+call+me+a+Bark+Ranger%3F
Did you just call me a Bark Ranger?
Breakfast+food+on+a+first+date%3F+It%26%238217%3Bs+a+bold+move%2C+Cotton.
Breakfast food on a first date? It’s a bold move, Cotton.
A+bad+trip+down+memory+lane%26%238230%3B.
A bad trip down memory lane….
Kayak+struck+by+lightning.+RIP+in+Peace.
Kayak struck by lightning. RIP in Peace.
Jupiter+1879+and+2016.+Science+is+cool.
Jupiter 1879 and 2016. Science is cool.