A Restaurant In Japan where you can catch your fish and have it cooked as your dinner

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him

the coolest dog at the bar

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

qr codes will never run out

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

goblins don’t watch netflix

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long