Suspend Verizon, actually.

seems like a dragon to me

linguistic lapse

pa-rent-free

onya marx, gehtset, gogh

10 Funny Parenting Memes to Keep You Up All Night

primo emo

April Foolproof

enginious pun

knives in

territorial dispoot

any game in a nutshell

from sunrays to sunraze

ddraenen yn fy ystlys

bear scare

would you rather have cheeto-dust fingers forever or always have that post-too-musch-sour-candy feeling in your mouth forever