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Sometimes The Onion's jokes are too real

Sometimes The Onion's jokes are too real

My entire life is a lie
My entire life is a lie
Reality of university
Reality of university
Origami rhino
Origami rhino
Meet Trogsly.
Meet Trogsly.
In my piggy bank
In my piggy bank
Pancakes won't satisfy this hunger...
Pancakes won't satisfy this hunger...
Deepwater Horizon sinking on 22 April 2010
Deepwater Horizon sinking on 22 April 2010
Dammit, bobby.
Dammit, bobby.
Sunday fun day!
Sunday fun day!
Sherlock?
Sherlock?
The future of video games
The future of video games
War is consistently hell.
War is consistently hell.
~April 20th 2020
~April 20th 2020
It's a whale.
It's a whale.
How I felt job hunting this year...
How I felt job hunting this year...
Sorry. BRB.
Sorry. BRB.
LET HIM CHEW ON YOUR PHONE CASE
LET HIM CHEW ON YOUR PHONE CASE
I did what any respectable dog would do. #noregrets
I did what any respectable dog would do. #noregrets
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🦄🌈 #Because$cience
🦄🌈 #Because$cience
Scumbag Grylls.
Scumbag Grylls.
And that’s the secret sauce of life.
And that’s the secret sauce of life.
Gand-Alf.
Gand-Alf.