Waking up on the left side of the bed.

good luck, punks

hippotato

the original robot vacuum cleaner

it was just a misunderstanding

not a cat toy but should be a cat toy?

Snakes drink water weird

man’s oldest friend

setting up the inevitable sequel

men writing women

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

what fish think when you’re fishing

Racist flag actually a klingon insignia

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

and now i think i’m gonna coast through the game