So that's why we don't use pencils in space.

So that's why we don't use pencils in space.

Freaking Terry

We have Purell in the car, right?

We have Purell in the car, right?

Arizona chameleon

Arizona chameleon

It could work, tho

It could work, tho

My real email address vs the one I give out.

My real email address vs the one I give out.

Scumbag women.

A bath room

Context is important

Context is important

I hate nature.

...and this is my boyfriend Jason.

...and this is my boyfriend Jason.

You monster...

Yes... floss harder, my c h i l d.

Yes... floss harder, my c h i l d.

Every single time...

Every single time...

Anonymous helps a homeless man.

Anonymous helps a homeless man.

I've made a huge mistake...

I've made a huge mistake...