But actually take the doors off, because vaping is the bigger problem...

It's Not A Body... It's Not A Body...

How's my time?

Mind. Blown.

Not sure if really smart, or really stupid...

When people think that I'm stressed and I'm not.

Which house would you choose?

I Call It The Crusty Santa

Ever watch a manatee eat?

First known picture of Michael Phelps.

When you increase the contrast on a dollar...

Prairie Voles

I wanna tell her how hot she is, but she'll think I'm being sexist.

We found these beautiful flowers at our doorstep along with this anonymous message of love and support. We are honored to have such wonderful neighbors!

How is this still a problem? Are they testing my patience?