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Imagine being a story teller.

Imagine being a story teller.
I’m a little cooler…
I’m a little cooler…
I’d be rich!
I’d be rich!
Oh you just got back from vacation?!
Oh you just got back from vacation?!
Everyone’s telling me to jump…
Everyone’s telling me to jump…
How’s this for a story…
How’s this for a story…
Money is evil…
Money is evil…
Antoine Dogson.
Antoine Dogson.
Lightning on water.
Lightning on water.
George Washington: Dragon Slayer.
George Washington: Dragon Slayer.
Would you like some ice with that burn?
Would you like some ice with that burn?
Guilty… :/
Guilty… :/
Something is not right here…
Something is not right here…
Respect.
Respect.
Wanna know how I got these scars?
Wanna know how I got these scars?
Cats are jerks.
Cats are jerks.
Gotdammit%2C+Claire.+Take+the+elevator%21
Gotdammit, Claire. Take the elevator!
If+a+lobbyist+falls+in+the+woods%26%238230%3B
If a lobbyist falls in the woods…
This+is+actually+the+saddest+picture+on+the+internet.
This is actually the saddest picture on the internet.
It+makes+no+got+darn+sense%21
It makes no got darn sense!
Join the conversation
This+tortle+has+seen+some+things.
This tortle has seen some things.
Actual+survey%26%238230%3B
Actual survey…
Coyotes+on+the+bus%26%238230%3B
Coyotes on the bus…
SBUX+in+Fuzhou%2C+China%2C+has+a+different+vibe+to+it.
SBUX in Fuzhou, China, has a different vibe to it.
Just+NYC+things%26%238230%3B
Just NYC things…
%26%238230%3Btwo+ships+passing+in+the+night.
…two ships passing in the night.
These+days%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+almost+like+I%26%238217%3Bm+invisible%26%238230%3B
These days, it’s almost like I’m invisible…
Wall+tourism+has+spiked+10+fold.
Wall tourism has spiked 10 fold.