Best America

Best America

What is happening to peoples’ brains?

What is happening to peoples’ brains?

For thee, but not for me.

For thee, but not for me.

Bee Sniffer Poetry

Bee Sniffer Poetry

He healthy

Leonardo da Caprio ignoring Kate since 1998.

Leonardo da Caprio ignoring Kate since 1998.

Blind son sees mom for first time… immediately roasts her face.

Blind son sees mom for first time… immediately roasts her face.

Vacuuming a Star Wars set, circa 1989

Vacuuming a Star Wars set, circa 1989

What do we say to the God of death?

What do we say to the God of death?

Peter Dinklage 80’s head shot.

Peter Dinklage 80’s head shot.

I shall show you the dance of my people.

I shall show you the dance of my people.

Sometimes you just gotta put out the fire.

Sometimes you just gotta put out the fire.

Nobody asked for this research…

Nobody asked for this research…

Pony up.

Myrna, simmer down.

Myrna, simmer down.

Parenting can be difficult.

Parenting can be difficult.