Ducks are free at all municipal parks this week and this week only.

Ducks are free at all municipal parks this week and this week only.

Ban on gay weddings

Ban on gay weddings

Enzo Ferrari was a simple man

Enzo Ferrari was a simple man

I don't mind if he's homosexual

I don't mind if he's homosexual

After a night of drunk-texting.

After a night of drunk-texting.

The Mighty Portuguese Man-of-War

The Mighty Portuguese Man-of-War

Rock, paper, scissors!

Rock, paper, scissors!

Things would have been so much better.

Things would have been so much better.

Bork bork you're guilty of being a good boy.

Bork bork you're guilty of being a good boy.

Aziz Ansari on marriage

Aziz Ansari on marriage

This is not why I became an actor.

This is not why I became an actor.

Horse people can be good people.

Horse people can be good people.

He could have my business.

He could have my business.

The God of fire would like a word...

The God of fire would like a word...

The cure for hiccups.

The cure for hiccups.

Of course he lied... he's a politician.

Of course he lied... he's a politician.