You absolute WALNUT

*laughs apocalyptic-ally*

The hero we deserve.

Jesus, take the wheel!

J. K. Rowling On Your Hogwarts Letter

Happy Birthday to you....

Always give 100 percent.

*sniffs*

And that means I have a short contact list.

Elmo loves you...

Me too.

God Bless the 'Murica

My brother took my kid to the playground today…

5 deadly terms used by a woman.

Freshly graduated from college...

Protesters taunting police with donuts