lock her up

Has advertising gone too far?

Classic Dwight.

I am your Sphinx now.

Can this replace duckface?

Trust but verify

How smart is your right foot?

Who do you want to be when you grow up?

John McCain shortly after being released, 1973.

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Forgive me, child.

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